During the past 24 hours following a spot on @Midnight from Comedy Central, a Twitter hashtag has been trending where tweets suggest alternatives to movie names that make them smarter. So for example, instead of “The Maze Runner”, you get “The Maze Solver”.
Some of the smarter names are pure genius, so as a show of respect, MovieGlu brings you our favourites:
| Taken 4 (where it’s explained why the audience should believe the same girl has been kidnapped three previous times) |
| The Fault in Our Quasars |
| The Maze Solver |
| Of Mice and Mensa |
| Spongebob Smartypants |
| Smarticus |
| Six First Class Degrees of Separation |
| Drop Dead Freud |
| Atoms Family Values |
| James and the Grant to Teach |
| Mission Impossible: Divide by Zero |
| The Girl Who Decided Against Getting A Dragon Tattoo And Spent Her Money On College Courses |
| Love, Actually, is a Series of Neuro-electrical and Chemical Responses Within the Brain That Stimulate Beneficial Biolog |
| Reality Bytes |
| The Theory of One Small Trick That Will Make You Millions! |
| Lord of the Rings, but this time they just use an eagle to deliver the ring to Mordor. It’s over in 30 minutes. |
| How To Train Your Dragon To Speak Mandarin |
| MIT with Mussolini |
| PhDeep Impact |
| Dr. Whom |
| Life of 3.141592653589793238462 64338327950288419716939 |
| If One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest at a Rate of 65 miles per hour, & one took a train at a rate of 117 mph |
| Not Knocked Up |
| Ferris Bueller’s Commitment to Education |
| The Fifth Element is Boron |
| What’s Up, Doctorate? |
| Hudson Hawking |
| Hermione Granger and the Sorcerer’s Stone |
| You’ve Got Yale |
| Harry Potter & the University of Phoenix Online |
| The King and Einstein |
| 2001: An SAT Score |
| Sit Down and Talk It Out with Bill: Vol. 1 |
| The Secret Life of Walter MIT |
| Look Who’s Hawking |
| Dude where’s my tesla |
| Black Stephen Hawking Down |
| The Muppets Take Calculus |
| The Text Book Chainsaw Massacre |
| Statistical Mean Girls |
| Star Wars: The Phantom Mensa |
| Fifty Grades of “A” |
| Conan the Librarian |
| Finding Nemo with GPS |
| Dial M for Math |
| The A+ Team |
| (500) Days of Summer School |
| The 40 Year Old Professor |
| Better Will Hunting |
| James and the Giant IQ |
| Life of Pi, Infinity, and the Pythagorean Theorem |
| Six Doctorates of Separation |
| Stop or my mom will solve for X |
| Guardians of the Library |
| The Empire writes back |
| The Square Root of 12 Monkeys |
| About a Boy Genius |
| Get Smarter |
| Pulp Non-Fiction |
| Fifty shades of Achromatic colors |
| Production room for Night at the Museum III: “Let’s not release this.” |
| Final Graduation |
| Indiana Jones and The Lecture on 3rd Millennium B.C. Irrigation Management in Southern Mesopotamia |
| Superman Revises |
| What if? Then |
| My Big Fat Greek Philosophy Book |
| Fifty Shades of Grey Matter |
| Love and other pharmaceuticals |
| The Land Before Space Time Continuum |
| How to get back to the future |
| Girlhood |
| Ocean’s Eleven Plus |
| Silence of the Syllabus |
| Thinker Tailor Scientist Spy |
| The Wolf of Wall Street Reform |
| The Hunger Games and other Brainteasers |
| American Pi |
We can’t make movies smarter, but @MovieGlu does make searching for showtimes smarter.
MovieGlu is a search engine for Movie Showtimes that allows you to compare times in a grid just like your TV guide. Genius!
